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You can be my little vegetable (phrase) 1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend. 2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices. 3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
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