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Fomormon (n.): A culturally Mormon individual—active or post-active—who operates with a chronic case of FOMO. Prioritizes group-driven social validation, trend-chasing, and surface-level “fun” over introspection, individuality, or emotional intimacy. Often asks “Why can’t I find someone?” while actively avoiding any behavior that would support finding someone.

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Symptoms of a Fomormon: 	•	Can’t say no to a group hang or weekend trip—even if it means ghosting a one-on-one date or canceling on something meaningful. 	•	Regularly says things like: 	•	“We seriously need to hang out more!” 	•	“There’s just no one to date here…” 	•	“I just want to have fun and see what happens.” 	•	Keeps a jam-packed calendar as a form of identity. 	•	Never sits with discomfort or growth — always planning “what’s next” instead. 	•	Claims to want deep connection but is emotionally avoidant and validation-dependent. 	•	Collects potential partners like social currency but avoids accountability. 	•	Confuses popularity for compatibility.

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Utah’s dating culture (especially in Mormon-adjacent social circles) is rife with Fomormon energy. It’s all about vibes, visibility, and social positioning. You’ll hear the same “Why don’t any good guys/girls exist anymore?” rhetoric… from people who bounce from event to event like it’s a TikTok algorithm instead of real life.

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