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8 [Ball] Mohammed (slang; NSFW; Southall edition) A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 [ball]” isn’t [coke] — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park. A guy who swears he’[s] straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
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