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A fuck bug is when a group of guys get together preferably in the woods and dig a big hole. One of the men catches a bug, preferably a beetle, and throws it [in the hole]. Next, all of the men take their clothes off, jump [in the hole] and try to [fuck the bug], but the bug gets away and they just end up fucking each other. Afterwards they all go to the bar and say things like, "I thought I had the little bastard but I guess that was you Hank, sorry i thought it was the bug..." --- SURE YOU DID. Items needed for a fuck bug: shovels, small bug, at least 4 naked guys. Sounds during a fuck bug: oooohh yeahh!!!! come on now! (like a hick would say it) ooohh!!! ahhhh!!! git' on me Jim (like a hick would say it)
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