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"Protruberus": (noun)The physical manifestation of a uterus that has been through more than its fair share of pregnancies and has decided to make its grand, albeit slightly lumpy, debut on the lower abdomen of an older woman. Often mistaken for a [particularly] stubborn beer gut, this uterine encore is a testament to a life of childbearing and a powerful reminder that some organs just refuse to retire gracefully. It's the kind of protrusion that makes you wonder if she's either smuggling a cantaloupe or just really, really proud of her reproductive history." Protruberati: (plural) collective noun Protruberous: (adjective) reference to that [disgusting] bulbous and sagging manifestation in the lower gut of certain GILF PILF: superficially [sexually attractive] GILF with inherent protruberus issues
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