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**1.) Smononyms (smŏn'ə-nĭmz) (noun)**

A phenomenon or *"brain glitch"* that occurs when you're half-asleep, where you [accidentally] invent a completely new word while desperately trying to remember a real one by combining and mixing two unrelated words together in a moment of sleepy-time genius.

It's the verbal equivalent of your brain buffering. The word itself is a portmanteau of *"synonym"* and the smooth, smushy *"smo-"* sound of a brain turning to mush as it desperately tries to fall asleep :)
The phenomenon is a specific form of **hypnagogic jargon** *(a fancy term for the [nonsensical] stuff that happens in the [transitional] state between awake and asleep).*

**2.) Smononym (smŏn'ə-nĭm)**
The actual, specific word that gets created by this process. Often sounds like it should be real and might be weirdly perfect.

**3.) Smononization (smə-ˌnä-nə-'mā-shən)**
The process or result of **smononymizing**. You could say it's the act of *conceptualizing* a **Smononym**.

**4.) Smononologist (smŏn-ə-'nä-lə-jist)**
A person who studies or is an expert in the field of **smononyms**. They're a dedicated scholar of sleepy-time [linguistics].
*It's honestly now becoming a dream job of mine. **No. Seriously.** Imagine telling everyone at the next family potluck that you just finished your PHD in **Smononology**. What a marvelous world that would be, huh? :)*
(One can only dream.. Speaking of.. I'm exhausted and am [going to sleep] now.. Goodnight, and sweet dreams! :)

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