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asshat (noun) [Definition]: 1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or [incompetent] that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat. 2. Someone who deserves a high five… [in the face]… with a chair. Traits: • Oblivious to reality. • Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions. • Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions. Proverb 🏛️ “Those who can’t do… teach. Those who can’t teach… go into politics. Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.” — Canadian Dad Wisdom™
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