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A rapid, improvised method of transferring freshly evacuated fecal matter from hand to toilet, typically occurring in moments of urgency, poor planning, or [experimental] bathroom behavior. The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off. Possible causes: • Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop • Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs • [Overconfidence] in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique How to perfect this method: • Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition. • Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage. • Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact. • Wash hands [immediately]: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”
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