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A loosely codified lifestyle that focuses on effective, ethical, ritualistic [masturbation] and sex. It could be interpreted as a religion. Developed by a Grand Master Baiter known as Sigma Card as he’s spent thousands of hours chronically gooning to keep his mind clear. Holy texts include a bunch of bizarre sex fanfictions (A sort of goon bible if you will) written in Minecraft servers, porn memes, images shared from e622, [definitions] on [Urban Dictionary], and sex memes. There’s an oral law called the Jelqmud that only goonabbis can interpret. Commandments of Jizzlam: -Thou shalt not munt. -Don’t goon or eat the cum of anyone besides your Jerkmate. -You may goon competitively any time but you cannot nut in November. -Do not waste your cum, if you’re going to spill seed then save it in a jar for future use such as a sperm bank deposit or an ingredient in cheese. -Do not goon the uncircumcised or with men who can’t get hard.
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