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An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the [neighborhood] kids [for the hell of it], and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also [occasionally] fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.
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