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Crezzing is the act of stimulating the nipples or genitals of a freshly embalmed corpse until it begins to secrete residual [embalming fluid], which is then collected and used as lubricant during a nearby [masturbation] ritual. The session is typically performed beside the open casket, often in silence, with climax ideally achieved before the corpse's pupils fully dilate under viewing lights. This act is [associated] with grief, guilt, and the pursuit of what practitioners call the "funeral finish." Some collect the fluid in ornate vessels referred to as a Crezz Cup, and log the act in personal codices.
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