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A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and [communication] ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All [communication] is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very [entertaining] to watch. They exit this state when they [ejaculate], and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.

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