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A self-proclaimed connoisseur of how a woman tastes during oral sex. Much like a sommelier can detect subtle notes in wine, a pussmelier claims to discern the flavor profile of a vagina—citing diet, hydration, health, and even stress levels as influencing factors. Often speaks with absurd confidence, poetic [vocabulary], and [unnecessary] detail. May describe "earthy undertones," "bright acidity," or "a smooth, balanced finish" with a [straight face].
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