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Fool-King Jack-Holes (noun, plural) /ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/

Definition: A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.

Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.

Examples:

🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes." 🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok." 🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."

Related Terms: Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats

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