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Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. [In the Garden of Eden] when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a [GOLDEN DELICIOUS] she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple. Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior [High School girls], desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets. Have you had your man apple today? People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
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