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A 5'3 male with a big [personality]. You can often find him yelling slurs in his sleep. Don't give him alcohol! It activates an inner superpower that makes him unbearable ASF. The only three words in his vocabulary are watermelon, fuck, and chicken. He often ponders his self created moral dilemma in which one time he brought home a store bought [rotisserie chicken], set it on the counter and fucked the shit out of it. He put it back in his fridge for some time and for dinner took it out for him to eat. He wonders: is there anything wrong with what he did? Nobody has ever found out and it was mostly harmless except for [the third degree] burns now present on his penis. Anyway, he ate watermelon after. Back to the subject at hand, Nerva is a short but mighty man. As often stated by those around him, it might be tiny but its mighty! Speaking of his height of course. His dark melanin chocolate covered skin is loved by every single person to grace his presence. [The only thing] that could ever elevate such presence is the action of him taking off his shirt. At his best, he is built like a fucking dorito; lately he has been laying on da snacks too much and not laying dat pipe. In his past time you can find him at his desk with his shmeat in his hands or lying in bed doing absolutely fucking nothing. Some may call him a bum. Others see him as a god. Me? Oh he's just Nerva.

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