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When you piss on your turtlehead by angling your penis down and towards your ass where the shit is coming out. A variant of the Turkish Turtlehead would be pissing [on your shit] AFTER its came out of your ass, but it’s highly [contentious]. Its name derives from how kebab chefs spray/squirt oil on their doner kebabs when preparing it for consumption. Note: you do not have to [eat your shit] after it’s been pissed on for it to be considered a Turkish Turtlehead.
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