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Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear [marshmallow] or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly [associated] with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will [never let you down] and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.
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