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Plapping soyjak. A man [having sex] with an obese woman, thus making the sound PLAP PLAP PLAP as his thrusts connect with the flappy fat pads of the round behemoth. Often represented looking to the viewer with a dead, lifeless stare as they realize the depravity of their actions and how low they have stooped for pussy. The plapped landwhale can also be represented reeking of [shit smell] in a dark stereotyped bedroom, laying there in [all fours] due to her mobility issues.
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