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Goose Cream Soap (noun) 1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night [shenanigans], *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW. 2. A wildly [inappropriate] act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, [questionable] lubrication, and zero apologies. **Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
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