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Cock Wagging (noun): An ancient and totally [unnecessary] ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived [superiority], [achievements], or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask. Side effects may include: Eye rolling in nearby humans Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
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