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A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is [menstruating]. Upon [pulling out] the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin [on the tip] and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey” The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
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