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A timeless creature who doesn’t give a flying sundial about how old they are, how old you are, or [what time it is]. Not defined by age. Not bound by “act your age” rules. Lives outside the normal clock-and-calendar reality — mentally, socially, and sometimes fashionably. 💬 "You’re wearing platform boots, quoting Plato, and jamming to 90s trance at 10am?" "Yeah. I’m achronostic, babe." Coined by Eddy Plasquy, 2025 — for [those who] vibe outside the [ticking clock] ⏳🕺🌌
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