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Derived from Dracula but with a twist… Trzaskula is a young [polish boy] whose hair is [nonexistent] due to chemotherapy. He has slimy wet skin and a giant hairy nose. He loves sucking the blood out of his prey but also just loves sucking. He was bitten by a vampire to try to save his life as he was dying from a sad disease. He is an eye sore to look at and also hurts the nostrils when he is in close proximity. His breath smells like [rotten flesh] from all the sucking. He has ginormous bulging eyes kinda like a sick pug so that he can see his prey. Imagine twilight with a major twist. team trzaskula!
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