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Station Bike (noun) 🚲💨 A rusty, slightly wobbly, yet mysteriously [unbreakable] bicycle that lives at the train station. Often held together by duct tape, zip ties, and sheer [determination]. Looks like it was abandoned in 1997 but somehow still rides. Primary function: Getting you from home to the station and back, while being so unattractive that even the most [desperate] bike thief won’t bother. Secondary function: A test of your faith every morning—will the brakes work today? Will the chain stay on? Only the bike gods know. Synonyms: "Rust Rocket," "Two-Wheeled Gamble," "Urban Relic"
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