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**Trolloy** *noun* A person who constantly jumps from [one] interest or activity to another without sustained focus, like a trolley moving between different stops. They become temporarily obsessed with each new [thing] until something else catches their attention, creating an endless cycle of [short]-lived enthusiasms. Once someone becomes a trolloy for an extended period, they essentially downgrade to [NPC] status in life - moving through the world on autopilot without genuine agency or self-awareness. Their consciousness is questionable as they never realize they're trapped in a cycle of doomscrolling and chasing shiny objects, mistaking reactivity for living. *The Cure:* The only known remedy for trolloy syndrome is the practice of "still time" - closing your [eyes] for [1]-10 minutes daily to think about absolutely [nothing]. Begin with just [1] [minute] and gradually extend to 10-30 minutes. This practice helps restore consciousness and agency by breaking the cycle of constant stimulation. It's basically meditation without all the spiritual associations or [fancy] terminology - just you and your thoughts, reconnecting with your actual desires rather than chasing the next distraction.
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