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A term used by [Renaissance festival] performers and artisans to refer to the faire patrons who try to look/act authentic, but fail horribly.

They often wear clothing they made themselves -- which shows admirable effort -- but they often make terrible mistakes such as wearing a hoop skirt without a real skirt on top or a bodice with no boning.  Men will sometimes try to pass a lady's pleated skirt off as a kilt.

Some wear clothing found in a costume shop and look as if a Disney movie or Tolkien novel threw up on them.

The worst of them use the renfaire as an excuse to dress unacceptably slutty.  A buxom woman might wear an open-weave crocheted brassier.  A man might wear pants slit [all the way up] the side (which would acceptable and historically accurate with another pair of pants underneath).

Worst of all, they will get [disgustingly] drunk and try to hit on everyone they see, creeping out performers and patrons alike.

Rennies are the ones who give Renaissance festivals bad reputations.

Used with disdain.

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