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The act of [masturbating] using roadkill. Smiffing is often done in a [repeated] manner or shared amongst multiple people; One smiffes into roadkill, and then shares the same roadkill or uses it again. Smiffing is usually done with the goal of filling out said roadkill with bodily juices to imitate [taxidermy].
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