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Cannabannoyed (kan-uh-buh-noyd) – noun
A state of [frustration], irritation, or annoyance caused by anything or anyone standing between you and cannabis, whether [it’s] access, [misinformation], or hypocrisy. Symptoms include eye-rolling, deep sighs, and the occasional urge to educate someone who needs it.

Common Triggers:

1️⃣ Lack of cannabis – the shelves are empty, your grow isn’t ready, or outdated laws still keep the plant out of reach.
2️⃣ Needing cannabis oils – but your state says no.

3️⃣ Reefer Madness [propaganda] – The never-ending cycle of anti-cannabis myths

4️⃣ Researchers who claim weed is bad but have never smoked a joint
5️⃣ Doctors who sound just like those researchers –but can’t explain the Endocannabinoid System (ECS).
6️⃣ Doctors who actively put down cannabis – but will happily prescribe opioids like they’re Tic Tacs.
7️⃣ Doctors who can’t even spell cannabinoid

Best Treatments for Cannabannoyance:
a. Deep breaths and a well-packed bowl
b. CBD for patience, THC for [perspective], CBGa for long-term resilience
c. Sending people research studies until they finally get it
d. Letting the science from people who used the plant speak for itself while you look for weed

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