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THE KNOCKER you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper. SNOT ROCKET KISSER you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor. THE INTERRUPTION you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser. THE FACEPLANT you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
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