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A vassyr is an individual who deliberately and maliciously wastes petroleum-based products as a microaggression against the earth for their own existence. This individual routinely utilizes the same jar of petroleum jelly (i.e. Vaseline®) to masturbate as they use for lip balm despite many other readily available and eco-friendly products.
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