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Definition: Selma is a person who you cannot read, whilst talking to a Selma you will find yourselff wondering if she is actually interested in talking to you, or just insatiably horny. A Selma might make outlandish statements and gloss over them as if they were just any mundane sentence that could be uttered by a sentient human being. A Selma might also get between your social relationships both metaphorically and physically. A Selma might even manage to turn you and your dearest friend against each other or unite in hatred against them. They generally have massive foreheads. If you run into a person who could be described as a "Selma" your best choice of action would be to get the fuck outta' dodge!
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