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When you are [embarrassed] by your ex [girlfriend] for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over [your head] and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
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