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A hardened realist who’s downright allergic to the pointless tango of business small talk and venture capital ass-kissing. A cuckaphobe doesn’t waste time with power lunches, [performative] networking, or back-patting pleasantries. They’re here for one thing: results. To them, human relations are a [necessary evil]—like flossing or taxes—and anything that doesn’t directly move the needle is just a waste of oxygen. A results-obsessed [individual] with a severe allergy to investors who care more about feeling valued, flirting with danger for the thrill of it, or indulging in the "play of life" than actually delivering results. To a cuckaphobe, these investors aren’t partners—they’re distractions. They despise the theatrics, the self-indulgence, and the weird thrill-seeking disguised as "adventure capital." Its variants include cuckphobia and cuckery,
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