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A taboo arrangement between two or more men, designed with the intention to provide cooling relief during sweltering weather. The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" [white wine]. The recipient discards the outer [cardboard box] and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework. Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature. It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and [understood] that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
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