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An abhorrent freak of nature who enjoys both resurrecting and making love to the dead. These creatures (although only one has been confirmed to exist) began as simple Shalomanders, spam-fighting reptiles with highly developed skills in STFU-age, although typically they use the Hebrew variant, Shalom. [Unfortunately], the Shalomander was never very popular with the ladies, and so began [sleeping with] the dead to avoid any [problematic] questions of consent. It is unclear how they developed the power, or desire, to raise the dead, however.
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