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An almond boyfriend is a gymbro that has taken their protein intake and calorie count a little too far. They don't eat any flavourful food and all of their 'snacks' have added protein. This behaviour often affects their friends and partners, as going out for a meal or to the pub is as difficult as going out with a vegan. They are allergic to fun, won't eat any pasta, ice-cream, sweets and often, alcohol. You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, [cottage cheese], protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal. A typical Almond [Boyfriend meal] would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour [chicken breast]. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
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