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A variation of regular flicker gooning ([masturbating] or "gooning" while repeatedly flicking the tip of the penis at a quick pace to achieve farther ejaculation), said to have been created by the Aztecs around 1300.

The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.

Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of [masturbation].

According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.

Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.

[Unfortunately], after the [European] conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.

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