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The largest potato you can find. A fat blob of butter. A hunk of brick. About as big as a mountain and as dense as a [neutron star] (in both the literal and [metaphorical] sense). Makes the people on suicide hotlines want to kill themselves. So oily that he makes the USA lust. Physical appearance reminds you of a blobfish and waddles like a penguin when walking. causes minor earthquakes. when he talks sounds like the [unintelligible] garble often heard from broken tvs and like static. Looking at him makes you question your life choices. Is a very good fighter, but only because they sit on their opponents - good sumo wrestler. Nickname is 'Bane of the mobility scooter'. Reminds you of whatever you don't like
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