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An ungrammatical slogan occasionally appearing on the t-shirts or [bumper stickers] of those who can't handle concepts too big to fit on t-shirts or [bumper stickers]. The correct form is "Whom would Jesus have bombed?"; since Jesus was a first-century Jewish nationalist, the most likely answer is, "The Roman Empire." "Who would Jesus bomb?" was undoubtedly [inspired by] "What would Jesus do?", a question best answered by "We'll never know. Jesus wouldn't have gotten himself into the mess you're in."
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