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An ex-boyfriend archetype defined by the thrill of emotional whiplash and the fine art of saying one thing while doing another. Often spotted keeping his phone guarded like a national secret, he’s the kind of guy who’ll make you question if his favourite words are “its complicated” or just “my mom wouldn't approve.”

Fahad’s hobbies include: showing up at 2 a.m. for “quality time” only when he’s bored, comparing you to the latest instagram influencer (namely Madison Beer), and leaving you feeling like you need to consult a mirror. He’s got a back pocket full of excuses for why he “can’t commit” yet, a line or two about how “it’s hard to make things work,” and a habit of disappearing to avoid having any in-person conversations. The last thing he offered willingly? A backhanded compliment.

Common Symptoms of Fahad-Exposure:

Lowered phone privileges Late-night “hey” texts A sudden appreciation for your reflection on closure, but no commitment to actually giving it Comparing you to literally anyone in a way that’ll make you cringe

In conclusion: Save yourself the 3 a.m. overthinking, and leave the Fahad's to keep their commitment issues safely tucked behind their screen locks.

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