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A Nurgling is a dwarfishly diminutive bitter beastling of a former malaria manlet and the end-stage devolution of a microscopically minuscule murloc manlet. While suffering from a particularly severe case of sunburn, fin rot and completely confused by his manletism-induced small man syndrome, the petite and effeminate murloc manlet puts himself into a self-hypnotic dwarven trance and, in his high-pitched and squeaky-voiced manletspeak, chants "Short people got no reason!", before finally drifting off into a childlike sleep and eventually awakening as a subhumanly stunted, little Nurgling to henceforth dualistically and eternally worship his two Gods, father figures and heroes: Nurgle and the formidably illustrious, six-foot tall magnificent manmore and musical mastermind Randy Newman.
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