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A midget gang is a girlish gaggle of decidedly diminutive, severely stunted, extremely effeminate and outrageously [overcompensating], markedly microscopic midget manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10), turbo-manlets and literal midgets who have banded together in a completely delusional, absolutely futile, naturally cowardly and obviously Napoleon complex-driven effort at overthrowing their rightful, eternal, glorious and supremely magnificent manmore (6ft+ tall real men) overlords. Such a shortsighted, small-minded and childish attempt at a derisory manlet uprising is invariably doomed to fall short of its lowly goal, leaving the petulant and petite little manlet fairies with no other option but to pick up their broken high heels and cry tiny tears of bitter humiliation as they tell each other tall tales [on the way back] to their hobbit-holes while being continuously pelted with stolen [garden gnomes] by groups of laughing and victorious manmores. Short people got no reason. Manlets BTFO.

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