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The worst genre of metal and probably all of music out there besides rap and country.  All black metal is is just a gimmick.  It's a genre of metal where talentless people with a guitar and drumset can get a [record deal] and produce awful noise.  It usually consists of losers who dress up like goths.  The band must use the following: very shitty recording and mixing, absolutely no form of bass, a very distorted incorehent treble guitar, shitty drum beat, and a vocalist who sounds like he's a vulture or vomiting(must always be incoherent at all costs).  Black metal gives metal a bad name and should be abolished.  [I have no clue] why people actually like it.  Look you fucktards just because a band gains some popularity doesn't mean they sold out.  It just means more people appreciate them and their fanbase is growing.  Bands like Burzum are underground for a reason, because he is so [fucking bad].

My friend told me to download Burzum, so I did.  At first I thought it was a joke band, just a spoof on metal.  The guy sings so bad he actually coughs in his songs because he sucks.  I looked him up and found out he is a real band.  [What the fuck] is wrong with you people?

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