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Gazebros are deeply misunderstood, suit-wearing men who enjoy drinking booze, congregating in gazebos, and smoking it up with their ciggys, pipes, or cigars. Quite the rambunctious group, they are known for their far-right political views and like to call each other nigga. Under the guidance of the Gazebros, you will learn that traditional gender roles are based, the Jews are evil, and [homosexuality] is cringe. The Gazebros have a unique and dynamic dialect, passed on from one fellow to the next- they like to create their own slang (e.g they call everything and everyone a jawn or a cryptid) and have numerous [inside jokes]. They could all be described as undiagnosed autists, but that would not be quite correct.

Psychologically speaking, the gazebo is like the "man cave" of the married man. Though they do not know it, the archetypical structure of gazebo symbolizes a barrier to the [outside world], just as a "man cave" is where the married man may go to seek respite. Some of the Gazebros must learn to escape from this gazebo prison and learn to talk to women. Hopefully, when the Gazebros marry, they will not retreat to the gazebos, to the man caves, but alas, congregation of the bros is [inevitable] [UNLESS] one marries a tradwife because he will love and appreciate her most.

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