Customize - Urban Dictionary Store

Pro Customization

Create unique products with your own words and definitions

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Your Word

Your Definition

JJ is an overated [basketball player] who does nothing but shoot jump shots.  He plays at Duke, a university known for athletes who party, rape women, get in fights, do drugs, and ultimately fail in professional sports.  JJ is a very cocky guy- a [friend of mine] in the [communications] department at G. Washington U said he tried to get an interview, and JJ said to fuck off.  Reddick can usually be found shooting 3-point shots off of screens (he can NEVER be found [playing defense]).  In his spare time, he likes to drive drunk, piss on women (it's his fetish), bitch and moan, and have Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas suck his cock.

While JJ was at Duke, he a had a squeaky clean image (ala Kobe), and he was proceived by the media as a model student athlete.  However, following his leaving Duke, the real facts about his life have been revealed.  First of all, many Duke students have reported that his was a cocky, mean, party animal- you know, your typical rich white boy who's a good athlete.  Then, JJ was convicted on a drunk driving charge, as he tried to turn around to avoid a seatbelt checkpoint.  Finally, Duke sluts have reported that JJ seems to have an odd fetish- pissing.  Yes, girls at Duke say that, in exchange for going home with JJ, he gets to piss on you.

JJ's draft stock is dropping fast!  His drunk driving arrest, lack of basketball skills, and newly discovered back injury, will drop him to the latter part of the 1st round.

Text fits

Menu

Pro Customization

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Shopping Assistant