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A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Know to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to [finger your asshole], and then call you the gay [one]. Like swaffling: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".
Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect.
With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical [characteristics] of a [Belgium Waffle].

A Dirty Maxx can be a drunken bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo…
They also love to drink; one may argue they are functioning alcoholics. Another strange obsession that most Dirty Maxx share is an addiction to vaseline and likes to covers their penis in [peanut butter] while looking for a hole in the backyard fence.

Usually a person who obsessively inhales his own farts in hopes of becoming immune to all future stench. And quite often when a female passes gas, will suck it in and hold it, then blow it on her nose. This is a very widely practiced sex move today and you should try it.

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