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Insurance is a genus of parasitic leech. The leech typically begins life as a billboard, or a TV or youtube ad that you can skip in 5...4...3...2...1. When it fails to draw you into it's trap, it attaches itself to things which you need, such as a car. After it has embedded itself onto your auto loan [agreement], it begins to drink all of the Washington's in [your wallet], waiting for the day that you fuck up, so that it can make up an excuse to drink more Washington's from [your wallet].
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