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A rose, by any other name, is a weed, which is typically given to a woman in [February], in exchange for sexual favors. The rose may also be given at other times of the year, when a man feels that it is time to pretend that he was [wrong] in exchange for make-up sexual favors. This species of weed is related to the [cactus], in that it has deadly spikes on its' stem, but dissimilar from canibus in that it offers no fun in consumption, and your annoying, [stoner] coworkers don't profess their love for it incessantly. A rose starts life as a seed, just like your sorry ass did, which becomes a bud, then, finally, a rose. At this point, the weed is violently removed from the rest of its' body, and shoved into a glass jar to suffer for a few days, before finally "wilting," or dying, and being thrown away by your [future] ex-girlfriend. But the sex is incredible.
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