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Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever. Brandon gives the energy of a yellow [smiley face] balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth. Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times. His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his [personality] and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the [biggest fag] you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON. Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
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